BSP

There has been much interest lately in Britney Spears’ ______. “For the fifth time in six years (she) topped Yahoo’s list of of  most searched for topics." The reason, if you don’t know, is that  Britney was photographed  (With a bit of creative Googling you can find the uncensored photos) emerging from her limo panty-free. Britney’s mum has been forced to order her to put on her panties and return to Louisiana  for fear her behavior may screw up child custody negotiations with K-Fed. . At the same moment when the Iraq Study Group has released their report informing the President that we can’t “stay the course” Britney’s _____ is bigger news. The Rude Pundit, in his inimitable style believes  that Brit’s _____ could be used for the benefit of mankind. (Warning: Rude Pundit is somewhat of an acquired taste which many will find offensive. Full disclosure: I read the Rude Pundit everyday). As the Rude One put it, “There are places in Iraq that weren't probed for WMDs pre-war as deeply as Britney Spears' _____ was last week.” This freer style of dressing is alarming. Think of the commotion Britney has caused by wearing those bellybutton baring trousers. Now we are pretty much forced to look at fat girls belly buttons, even in winter. Britney’s look apparently knows no seasons. If the pantiless style catches on one will have to learn to avert ones eyes every time a car door opens. The older among you will recall that Sharon Stone attempted to start this craze back in 1992 in the film Basic Instinct. Society wasn’t yet ready. But with the ascendance of Britney Spears, and her running mate Paris Hilton, I fear that the trend may catch on with those who don’t require the panty liner. I’m going on record as stating that I don’t like the pantiless style.  Who wishes to be as blasé about the ____ as a gynecologist? The _____ should be viewed on special occasions only and not in every parking lot in America. Looking up Britney Spears mini as she unfolds her skanky legs from the back seat of a limo is not erotic. Too much is, well...too much. A couple weeks ago Masterpiece Theater did a new version of  Under the Greenwood Tree by Thomas Hardy. In that film was a most erotic scene which did not involve panties or lack thereof. Fancy Day and Dick Dewy, the lusty protagonists, wash their hands in the same basin of water. This modest event was a genuine turnon.

UPDATE: Britney puts her panties on.

Comments

[Ed Reed]

Randy- I find this kind of spectacle in bad taste. I mean, how could she stoop so low? After all we are at war and have bigger fish to fry. Take Mr. Bush, boy he's gotta us in deep. We are in some kind of jam. And now this!. I guess it's like we were always told, better a bush in the hand than a chicken in every pot. Something like that. But speaking of chicken, I heard that 85% of all chicken's are diseased. But back to Brittany and Bush, I mean, what is this country coming to? How does she get off pulling off a stunt like that? Where does it end? Thanks for listening.