Queries are pouring in asking how the Panty Test is going. Barely There did send two pairs of panties as promised. Shockingly, although the label proclaimed they were Linda’s size, the panties appeared to be designed for a twelve year old girl. And, they were cut in an unfamiliar bikini style. Linda gallantly pulled the tiny garment on and tried to wear the thing over the course three days. Unfortunately, there was too much Linda or not enough panty. Normally, she’s no quitter but these Barely There’s lived up to their brand name. She reluctantly dropped out of the test and forwarded these reports from the field to Barely There headquarters:
Hi Rachel,
My panties for the "Barely There" online survey arrived yesterday.
Surprise at the smallness of the package. Much tinier than I usually wear. Nice nude color. Smell okay. I wonder if I can get them on and will they be comfortable? They are my size. Very stretchy. I sit down. Will they roll over and down in front? Hike up too much in the rear. Do I want to do this? Should I send them back? Are they counting on me? I look in the mirror. Maybe I should do some stomach crunches. Maybe these particular panties are designed for twelve year olds and very skinny ladies. Have I already failed the pantie test? Hummm..
I'll try them for a couple of days. I'm either going to grow to love them or hate them.
Day two:
It's fun to be selected, receive something free and feel special.
(An interesting development..right now, as I'm sitting here, I can feel the front panel starting to actually roll over and down.)
I'm hanging in there for the washing but I hope it's okay if I decide not to continue.....
Day three: I'm sorry to report that the panty testing ended today.
When it came time to get dressed for our three mile hike, I just couldn't bring myself to pull on an uncomfortable pair of underwear.
I guess it just reaffirmed in my own mind that I already have years of panty testing (under my belt) and feel comfortable, secure, happy and satisfied with my dramatic, zippy, clingy, purrrfect fit (not chosen by my grandmother) "Barely There" panty choice of five years.
Thanks for the fun opportunity. I hope this is okay. I am and continue to be a spokesperson and fan. Love this line of undergarments!
Best Wishes and Cheers,
ps..my husband will probably get another blog out of this...
I just thought of an interesting marketing promotional idea for the larger boomer demographic.
In my lifetime, I've gone from, "Girdles and garter belts to Barely There."
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