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February 20, 2005


Noble Smith

Kendra and I were talking about MacDonalds last night and how the hot apple pie things they sold when we were kids were so hot that the glutinous jelly inside would stick to the roof of your mouth and burn your gums. The only thing I ever plan on doing in a MacDonalds is using their bathrooms on long car trips. I hope Newman's Own donates some of their MacDonalds money to PETA.

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