I’ve always been a Liza Minnelli fan. I listen to her Carnegie Hall album a couple times a year. Recent news has only increased my esteem. First, her cretinous ex-husband David Guest accused her of beating him up. Stone Phillips actually put Mr. Guest on “20/20” for an entire hour to let him rant and display his ugly little body—a victim of abuse at the nearly lethal hands of our Liza. If she did hit him, he had it coming for that grotesque kiss he planted on her at their fabled wedding. She hurt him so badly, he claimed, that he requires regular botox injections. That’s what he said. Botox boy is suing her for $10,000,000.
Today’s news headlines a story that Liza’s former bodyguard and driver, a Mr. M'hammed Soumayah is also suing Liza alleging she forced him to have sex with her without his consent. In addition, he charges that she beat him and raged at him. He’s suing her for $100,000,000. Read the complaint.
This little gal is one tough customer. She makes big boys cry. Makes them have sex with her. Boo hoo.
Is Liza a former Navy Seal or something? I checked her bio. Couldn’t find anything about hand-to-hand combat in her resume. But the court documents indicate that this five foot tall dynamo is kicking ass in Manhattan. She’s a regular Charles Bronson.
On the Live at Carnegie Hall Album Liza sings “You Gotta Ring That Bell.”
She rang David’s and M’hammed’s. Watch out for little Liza.
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